So I was in the drive thru line at Taco Bell. It was moving very slow and it took me 10 minutes to get to the microphone. When I finally got to the microphone, the girl says, "The drive thru is temporarily closed, please come inside to place your order."

"Well, I'll just wait a minute then," I say.

"It's going to be a while," she replies.

Dammit. So I go inside to wait in line again. While in line, I see people going through the drive thru. When I get to the cashier I ask, "Did you guys just tell me to come inside just to make the drive thru line shorter, after I waited 10 minutes in line?"

No reply. I say, "That's not acceptable."

To which she replies, "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

I need to start packing PB&J.